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pipermintz:

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we’d have so much fun with it.


Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going “I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them”


and then all the comments would be like “ girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀”

sufficientlylargen:

When deciding whether to make a Tumblr post, I use the FUNNY criteria:

  1. Is it FUNNY?
  2. Does it Utilize the FUNNY criteria?
  3. Is it Needlessly recursive?
  4. Is it Needlessly repetitive?
  5. Is the answer to ‘does this satisfy the FUNNY criteria’ Yes?

If any of these is true, I go ahead and make the post, otherwise I just go ahead and make the post.

alexaloraetheris:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

See, a scientist makes a little moisture sensor sensor for his plant to remember to water it.

But a mad scientist chooses that kind of audio.

Put this guy in castle Heterodyne, and they’d be best friends.